Thursday, December 20, 2012

Justin Bieber Accused of Animal Cruelty by California Hamster Association

There is a Hamster Association??  Who knew?
"The moment that hamster was handed off to a screaming girl in a harsh, frenzied environment was likely the moment it gazed at the short path to its doom," the organization says in a hilariously foreboding statement.

Bieber is yet to comment on the allegations.
All hamsters have a self-destruct feature that kills them within a month or two of ownership.  That's been my experience.

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